Whenever a big blockbuster movie is on its way there are two things you be sure will be along in short order. A direct to Netflix low budget knock-off (referred to as “mockbuster”) and a porn parody. The thing is that since both the knock off and the porn are fast to make, they usually hit before the thing they’re trying to copy. Such is the case with the Batman v. Superman porn parody, which is now available if you just can’t wait for the real thing. This is not the porn parody you need, but it’s probably the one you deserve.